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Language: English
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The author of the book: J.W. Wargo
Edition: Eraserhead Press
Date of issue: February 11th 2013
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Mortimer has tried his whole life long to avoid everything. He's estranged from his undead family, stuck in a shitty job, and his only friends are ants. Mortimer decides to avoid the rest of living. But it turns out there is much more to avoid after suicide-Eternity in a body-making factory, a soul-hungry ant blob, God and his minions, the Afterlife, and even what lies beyond it. Aided by a sentient pile of dreadlocks, his acquired skills, and dumb luck, Mortimer attempts to avoid everything-and does a miserable job of it. A bizarro adventure story about life, the afterlife, the after-afterlife, and avoiding it all-especially the parts like working as an aglet-biter, or drinking shots of Holy Fuck.


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Ebook Avoiding Mortimer read Online! J.W. Wargo started writing in 1991 at age six to amuse himself. Numerous short and silly stories followed.

He began taking his writing more seriously in 2005. He moved to Portland, Oregon and honed his craft with screenplays, short fiction, and poetry.

In 2008, he discovered Bizarro Fiction and a home for his unique style of literature.

From 2009-2014, he was an International Traveling Street Performer, hitchhiking across twenty countries and storytelling on the street corners of hundreds of cities from Honolulu, Hawaii to Budapest, Hungary.

He also composes music, plays bass/guitar/drum/keyboard, draws MS Paint doodles, writes personal essays about his travels, and produced a series of short films featuring his street performance character Cat-Man Lawyer.

He currently lives in Hawaii.


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Rarely do the books make me cry, but this one could.

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